The Mutatis Mutandis Mafia
Back after a long delay...
Join us now...
We know you want to...
Message the Godfather, Solve...
Or Morrigan...she likes young boys..
So juicy, so spicy, so fresh and unspoilt...
Blech...you can have her...
Too WOMANLY and ABOVE THE AGE OF 14 for me.....
Or you could contact me, Bash, as well,
If you are really desperate that is!
And like a small penis
Remember how I used to be in JAG?
Text writers are always really good in bed...
Underaged gaolbait...that's the stuff...
Check out Sarah
http://www.ratemybody.com/profile.aspx?userID=454555
Ask her for nudes often enough and she will give you them...
Five minutes of talking...
And she was nekkid...
Shaking her tits around...
Like Michael Jackson with a baby...
Damn...I want some fries wit dat shake yo...
Fo shizzy aight in da beat-rockerating...
Come on boys...feel the white noise...
Feel my Harkonnen Cannon...
It's very big...
Don't know that line?
Watch some fucking Hellsing, loser
But yes, this is the MMM!
No, that doesn't mean what you think...
Mutual Male Masturbatory Threesomes...
No stooling here...
At least not in that sense...
Bet you thought it was over?
No?
Well fuck you then, smartarse...
Especially you Sarah. I know you're reading this.
You left something in my room.
It has too many spikes for me to go near...
And it moves a little bit...
Well...it DID...til I beat it with a cricket bat...
Now it just...kinda smells...
I like ice cream...better than nigger-meat...
I hope Solve doesn't find out...about me cumming in his milk or
About me doing this I mean...or screwing his girlfriend Kim
It can be just our little secret...like when I touched you as you slept...
Please don't tell him...or that night on the pool table...
I've got candy...I like eating candy coz I am a fat ugly bastard...
And drugs...you kids like drugs?
No? How bout some pr0n?
Well...that's good...I make my own
Coz I've got nothing to hide...not even my shrunken man-batter
My loyalty to Pepsi Cola Corp...and Solve...
Is absolute...
Yes...Solve is really nice...
And won't take away my Admin powers...
He's too clever for that...
And handsome...
He be dahn wit da honiez fo sho...
And no, he didn't add that himself...
Fuck I hope he bought that shit...
If not, I'm out of a job...
I'll have to go get real work...
*scared*
A message from Solve:
I will fantasise about you wearing a tube-top
And visit your vegemite valley
I will get pictures of you while you were 8
And hang them in my toilet for when I wank
Becca is my sex <3 Bash
Kim is my sex <3 Solve
He's a guy...but he has breasts
He likes to tickle me with his man-meat
Did I not tell you I'm good in bed?
I have to, because women are mind-wiped by the pleasure
They can't walk straight for days
And never have sex again, for it will never be so amazingly wonderful
I like to play with myself a lot
I have the wrists of an 80yo
Are you female, aged 14-17?
Insecure? Sexually intimidated?
Easily manipulated by older men?
Feeling lonely? Depressed?
Just need someone there...
To make you feel good about yourself?
Well then...
If you've got at least a D-cup...
And shoulder-length dark hair...
Thick thighs and nice waist...
Then maybe I can exploi- HELP you...
Call 1-800-PaladinBash today!
Or hit me up with some camming...
You are just as bad as they say you are...
Unless you do it NOW!
Just remember I have a weener, but I can still use it at a push...
Give me a chance. I will try hard. I swear.
Or you can strap up and do me, I need a good rogering.
~Hebephiles are people too~
The secret word for today is Maccoroni...And cheese.
*message from Morrigan* "macaroni is spelt like this
you illiterate cumstain"
Remember that...
We're leaving in 5...
4...
3...
2...
57
158
1066
Madrid
The Sultain of Brunei
True
All of the above...
SHOW US YOUR TITANS! Yeehahaha
Solve loves his little boy-children...And me too!
Often...
We're gone now...
Goodbye forever...
Only for this all to repeat again! XD
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MM General Boards A Place for general, friendly talk between all mafioso. |
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After theintial excitment... by Lecogun Jul 10, 2005 4:14:25 GMT |
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MMM Information Area Information on the Mafia. Contains link to website and organisation information etc. -*For MMM Guests*- |
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The Mutatis Mutandis Mafia History by Morrigan Jun 27, 2005 14:30:37 GMT |
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REQUEST TO JOIN MMM Here. -*MMM Guests Only*- Request to join Mafia. You must tell us about yourself. Why do you want to join, how you think you may help us. |
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Request To Join The Mutatis Mutandis Mafia by Bash Jun 22, 2005 20:39:47 GMT |
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MM Plans Here are what we are up to for you less active people. Check this out to know what were are doing, or planning. |
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